The Making Of A Dildo
I thought this was interesting so I figured I'd post this. Hey maybe
after this you'll want to get your own dick made. Lol.
E Pimpin' Blog
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Epimping serves you about a lifetime of dating tips in one easy to follow 15 point plan
Thug Porn Blog Note: If only the Pentagon was this organized!
Thug Porn Blog Note: If only the Pentagon was this organized!
1. MR. THUG LIFE
Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you
DisAdvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail
2. MR. DL
Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Compliments you all the time
c. Fucks you so good, you fall in love with his ass
DisAdvantages
a. Doesn't introduce you to his friends or family
b. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade
c. Will not get rid of her
d. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his ass
3. MR. BIG BALLA
Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has alot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life
DisAdvantages
a. Never returns your txts
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.
4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice
DisAdvantages
a. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
b. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the door
c. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know any of them personally
5. MR. INTELLECTUAL
Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job
DisAdvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again
6. MR. GHETTO
Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship
DisAdvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby momma's
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use your phone, and eat up all your food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys
e. Atlhough he wants a "real" relationship, he still wants to fuck around
7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN
Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually & emotionally
DisAdvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white boy
b. Mo money-doesn`t have a job
c.Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and sweats
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con mothafucka
8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD
Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
DisAdvantages
a. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado &Rolex watches when he goes to the club
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious-He didn`t make it professionally
e.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you
9. MR. PLAYA
Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one
b. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)
DisAdvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about there being others
d. After you catch his lyin` ass, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway
10. MR. I HAVE A JOB
Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you
DisAdvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-bitch who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won`t give you a "ring".
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later
11. MR. BEST FRIEND
Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
DisAdvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about shit either!
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his ass no more
12. MR. EYE CANDY
Advantages
a. ONE SEXY MOTHERFUKER!
b. Knows how to put it DOWN in bed
c. Will believe anything you tell him
DisAdvantages
a. Dumb as a box of rocks
b. Gets through life with his bronze Adonis good looks
c. Will believe everything you you tell him
c. Jealous bitches WILL try to take him, but after a while you might stop caring
13. MR. SUGA-DADDY
Advantages
a. Although he's older, he still has a nice body
b. REALLY wants to have a steady relationship
c. Spoils you mad, and takes you all over the world
d. If you haven't moved in with him, he pays your rent and all your bills
e. If he's REALLY old, he'll leaves you his estate if you manage to keep having sex with him
DisAdvantages
a. Even if he does still have his football body, the sex is AIGHT. You should probably forget about having another orgasm
b. So your in a relation ship, but he NEVER wants to spend time with HIS friends, just you
c. Your still young, but he never wants to go clubbing
d. He has kids from before he realized he was gay. (Which could be an advantage if you like kids.)
e. Your tired of sleeping with this old ass man, so your planning on how you can kill him and live happily ever after with the pool boy. Most likely your going to hell, but at least your rich.
14. MR. PORN STAR
Advantages
a. Has a HUGE dick!
b. You'll question if you'll ever find better sex
c. Sexy as hell
d. No, really HAVE YOU SEEN HOW BIG HIS DICK IS?!?
DisAdvantages
a. Always fucking other niggas (lol)
b. Addicted to sex. So if you (for some reason) won't give it to him, he'll get it elsewhere, or will forever be on your couch watchin fliks and jacking off
c. EVERYBODY wants to sleep with your man
d. Started stripping in college to help pay his tuition then he got "discovered" and is now doing porn and has yet recieved a Bachelors degree and he's now 25
e. Dumb as a box a rocks b/c he dropped out of college
f. His dick is so good, it'll have your ass calling out of work, and has your friends and family filing missing persons reports b/c you haven't left the house in days and no one has seen or heard from you
g. Your lights get cut off b/c you havn't been to work in weeks so the bill wasn't paid
h. His "career" can be over at any minute, I mean he is pushing 26......
i. He turns 26 and his career is over. He's got no job and no education and expects your ass to take care of him
15. MR. RIGHT
Advantages
a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking care of you mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you
g. He doesn`t have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - he`s smarter than that.
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he`s fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat
h. He loves his mother and respects women
DisAdvantages
a. You`ve never met him and if you did he's STRAIGHT
Kelly Rowland
Beyonce Flaws & All
The G-Star Glory Hole.
At this prime billboard location on the corner of Houston and Lafayette, the executions come and go quickly.
But that one apartment window (on the right) is always left uncovered.
Dis time, da opening has left our otherwise trapped male model with?if he boosts himself up on the ledge? a glory hole!!
Peeping da shape and relative size of dis glory hole, his G-Star outfit ain't the only thing that's going to be RAW.
Wow, downtown really is getting cleaner. That is the neatest, graffiti-free-est glory hole in the world.
Um, at least I THINK it is.
But he'd better use it, 'cause it looks like the bitch just stiff-armed his stiffy (note the purposeful vulgarity!).
Is T-Pain Gay or Bisexual? Well they say the proof is in the pudding
and in this case he is talking an awful lot about Ray-J's penis size.
Watch and listen for yourself.
Click here for Keeping It Real Video
I used to find Svedka's ad campaign intriguing, but we've grown a bit tired of their Isaac Asimov inspired gender bending.
I've recently learned that Svedka's ad campaign marketed toward gays, straights and lesbians, but the model remains the same: that seemingly blissful female robot. Now that synthetic bitch's aiming for a new social group, the so-called "homometrosexual". Hmm now what could that mean?? NEWAYZ, Svedka - is da official liquor sponsor of New York City's gay pride. They'll be boozing the boys up, getting down with the dykes - you know how it do. But I heard they ain't got no go-go boys for dey float, should I loan them some =)
She does have nice breasts. But why should homometrosexuals be attracted to nice breasts? The plot thickens.
Rihanna & Ne-Yo do an amazing job together.
This track is titled, "Hate That I Love You." This track is going to be HUGE! That boy, Ne-Yo has sick penmanship.
I can't get enough of his work. Tell me whatcha think?
Listen: Rihanna feat. Ne-Yo - Hate That I Love You
Yo I've always been a huge fan of JOE BUDDENS. Joey has the sickest punchlines in the game. His delivery is ridiculous. Anyway, this new joint features Redman. You've got two of my favorite rappers on a track wilding outunbelievably out of control! Their vibe is unstoppable the energy is sick. I think you all will love this joint. JERSSSSSSEY STAND UP!!!
Listen: Joe Buddens feat. Redman - New Jersey Drive
Roseannne Clarifies Her "Read" on Gay People
Apologizes Profusely, Calls for Action
Ms. Rosanne ain't neva been shy of controversy. But, unlike so many controversial characters who dont keep it real, she ain't neva been fraid to admit when she's wrong. Dis 54-year old actress fucked up yesterday when she called gays "narcissists" who don't care about other people's political well-being. END RESULT, her bad choice of words became a "READ" now Ms. Barr's issued an apology to clear the air. She writes on her website:
I deeply regret that I have offended gay people. I said things that I do not really mean, before I had thought them through... I was wrong and I seriously apologize!
Then the bitch further explained her remarks, saying that gay people need to align with other oppressed groups. The gay icon went on to blast gay Republicans and urged everyone to fight for financial equality:
I have met too many gays who are Republicans, and I cannot understand how they could choose that!
Let's all leave our own bedrooms, kitchens, neighborhoods and groups and meet each other to form a diverse army that stands for Democracy and Economic Justice!
Okay Rosanne, We'll join da army, but only if da uniforms flatter our asses. Oh shit, wait, does that make us narcissists?
Hit me back with yall commentz!! Dis E. Pimpin
Unicorn Planet: Proof There Is A God
And That Gay People Rule!
Whattup yall , I aint neva seen nuffin so fuckin fagalicious as Unicorn Planet. Words can't describe, so Ima let yall watch this fukin shyt. All yall need to know is dat: in the year 2117 an eight year old gay boy named Shannon found a magic lamp. He got the standard three wishes and used one of them too establish the aforementioned Unicorn Planet.
I was in L.A. today in West Hollywood (where else) and while i was waiting for the bus I noticed an advertisement on the bus stop. I was like Holy Shit! I laughed my ass off looks like to me BMW has found a new advertising niche. Often times overzealous advertisers simply stick a rainbow flag on something and expect it to fly with the gays. Othertimes, as in this BMW advert, they hit the nail on the head.
Also, for you autophiles, NY Times has an article about gay cars in which journo Alex Williams takes a closer look at such marketing tactics, such as Subaru's "It's not a choice. It's the way we're built". Clever, yes, but we still prefer the BMW ad. Now, if only we could afford one...
Dis ya boy E pimpin signin out!!
Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you
DisAdvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail
2. MR. DL
Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Compliments you all the time
c. Fucks you so good, you fall in love with his ass
DisAdvantages
a. Doesn't introduce you to his friends or family
b. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade
c. Will not get rid of her
d. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his ass
3. MR. BIG BALLA
Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has alot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life
DisAdvantages
a. Never returns your txts
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.
4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice
DisAdvantages
a. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
b. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the door
c. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know any of them personally
5. MR. INTELLECTUAL
Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job
DisAdvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again
6. MR. GHETTO
Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship
DisAdvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby momma's
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use your phone, and eat up all your food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys
e. Atlhough he wants a "real" relationship, he still wants to fuck around
7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN
Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually & emotionally
DisAdvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white boy
b. Mo money-doesn`t have a job
c.Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and sweats
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con mothafucka
8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD
Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
DisAdvantages
a. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado &Rolex watches when he goes to the club
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious-He didn`t make it professionally
e.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you
9. MR. PLAYA
Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one
b. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)
DisAdvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about there being others
d. After you catch his lyin` ass, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway
10. MR. I HAVE A JOB
Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you
DisAdvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-bitch who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won`t give you a "ring".
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later
11. MR. BEST FRIEND
Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
DisAdvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about shit either!
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his ass no more
12. MR. EYE CANDY
Advantages
a. ONE SEXY MOTHERFUKER!
b. Knows how to put it DOWN in bed
c. Will believe anything you tell him
DisAdvantages
a. Dumb as a box of rocks
b. Gets through life with his bronze Adonis good looks
c. Will believe everything you you tell him
c. Jealous bitches WILL try to take him, but after a while you might stop caring
13. MR. SUGA-DADDY
Advantages
a. Although he's older, he still has a nice body
b. REALLY wants to have a steady relationship
c. Spoils you mad, and takes you all over the world
d. If you haven't moved in with him, he pays your rent and all your bills
e. If he's REALLY old, he'll leaves you his estate if you manage to keep having sex with him
DisAdvantages
a. Even if he does still have his football body, the sex is AIGHT. You should probably forget about having another orgasm
b. So your in a relation ship, but he NEVER wants to spend time with HIS friends, just you
c. Your still young, but he never wants to go clubbing
d. He has kids from before he realized he was gay. (Which could be an advantage if you like kids.)
e. Your tired of sleeping with this old ass man, so your planning on how you can kill him and live happily ever after with the pool boy. Most likely your going to hell, but at least your rich.
14. MR. PORN STAR
Advantages
a. Has a HUGE dick!
b. You'll question if you'll ever find better sex
c. Sexy as hell
d. No, really HAVE YOU SEEN HOW BIG HIS DICK IS?!?
DisAdvantages
a. Always fucking other niggas (lol)
b. Addicted to sex. So if you (for some reason) won't give it to him, he'll get it elsewhere, or will forever be on your couch watchin fliks and jacking off
c. EVERYBODY wants to sleep with your man
d. Started stripping in college to help pay his tuition then he got "discovered" and is now doing porn and has yet recieved a Bachelors degree and he's now 25
e. Dumb as a box a rocks b/c he dropped out of college
f. His dick is so good, it'll have your ass calling out of work, and has your friends and family filing missing persons reports b/c you haven't left the house in days and no one has seen or heard from you
g. Your lights get cut off b/c you havn't been to work in weeks so the bill wasn't paid
h. His "career" can be over at any minute, I mean he is pushing 26......
i. He turns 26 and his career is over. He's got no job and no education and expects your ass to take care of him
15. MR. RIGHT
Advantages
a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking care of you mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you
g. He doesn`t have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - he`s smarter than that.
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he`s fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat
h. He loves his mother and respects women
DisAdvantages
a. You`ve never met him and if you did he's STRAIGHT
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Kelly Rowland
A few days ago in a Kelly Rowland update i told she performed at the London club G-A-Y and posted some pictures. The great thing now is that the videos of Kelly's performances have leaked on the net. Just click on the titles below to watch them:
WATCH THE LIVE PERFORMANCES
Kelly Rowland Performs Ghetto
Kelly Rowland - Say My Name (Live @ G-A-Y)
Miss Kelly performing Can't Nobody at G-A-Y
Kelly Rowland - This Love (LIVE @ G-A-Y)
Kelly Rowland - Bootilicious (LIVE @ G-A-Y)
Kelly Rowland - Flashback (acapella)
WATCH THE LIVE PERFORMANCES
Kelly Rowland Performs Ghetto
Kelly Rowland - Say My Name (Live @ G-A-Y)
Miss Kelly performing Can't Nobody at G-A-Y
Kelly Rowland - This Love (LIVE @ G-A-Y)
Kelly Rowland - Bootilicious (LIVE @ G-A-Y)
Kelly Rowland - Flashback (acapella)
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Beyonce Flaws & All
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
The G-Star Glory Hole.
At this prime billboard location on the corner of Houston and Lafayette, the executions come and go quickly.
But that one apartment window (on the right) is always left uncovered.
Dis time, da opening has left our otherwise trapped male model with?if he boosts himself up on the ledge? a glory hole!!
Peeping da shape and relative size of dis glory hole, his G-Star outfit ain't the only thing that's going to be RAW.
Wow, downtown really is getting cleaner. That is the neatest, graffiti-free-est glory hole in the world.
Um, at least I THINK it is.
But he'd better use it, 'cause it looks like the bitch just stiff-armed his stiffy (note the purposeful vulgarity!).
Monday, June 4, 2007
Is T-Pain Gay or Bisexual? Well they say the proof is in the pudding
and in this case he is talking an awful lot about Ray-J's penis size.
Watch and listen for yourself.
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Click here for Keeping It Real Video
Thursday, May 31, 2007
I used to find Svedka's ad campaign intriguing, but we've grown a bit tired of their Isaac Asimov inspired gender bending.
I've recently learned that Svedka's ad campaign marketed toward gays, straights and lesbians, but the model remains the same: that seemingly blissful female robot. Now that synthetic bitch's aiming for a new social group, the so-called "homometrosexual". Hmm now what could that mean?? NEWAYZ, Svedka - is da official liquor sponsor of New York City's gay pride. They'll be boozing the boys up, getting down with the dykes - you know how it do. But I heard they ain't got no go-go boys for dey float, should I loan them some =)
She does have nice breasts. But why should homometrosexuals be attracted to nice breasts? The plot thickens.
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Friday, May 11, 2007
Tuesday, May 7, 2007
One of the funniest things I have ever seen. Check it out I promise you will laugh your ass off.
Well ever wonder what happens to a white people when they listen to
too much rap? Lemme show you.
Playground Tales with Brooke Shields
Playground Tales with Brooke Shields
Wednesdayday, April 18, 2007
DIS YA BOY E. PIMPIN. WHATTTUP MY PEOPLEZ I WAS A LIL BORED SO I
MADE THIS CARTOON OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AT DA CLUB ONE NIGHT WHEN I
PASSED OUT.
Picked up this beauty from a crack head in my neighborhood, the penis
was already cut out so I decided to make it into a picture frame of
my friend John dancing. Then I figured two small holes to hold my
coat and hat wouldn't be any worse than a big one in the crotch. Then
I didnt know what to do with the penis except make him a unicorn.
What yall think??
Wait Did they just cut her forehead off? Bogus. She looks beautiful!
Classy. I'm going to go with the second one because, she did just cut her hair not that long ago.
Classy. I'm going to go with the second one because, she did just cut her hair not that long ago.
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Listen: Rihanna feat. Ne-Yo - Hate That I Love You
Yo I've always been a huge fan of JOE BUDDENS. Joey has the sickest punchlines in the game. His delivery is ridiculous. Anyway, this new joint features Redman. You've got two of my favorite rappers on a track wilding outunbelievably out of control! Their vibe is unstoppable the energy is sick. I think you all will love this joint. JERSSSSSSEY STAND UP!!!
Listen: Joe Buddens feat. Redman - New Jersey Drive
Well today i said that is finally it, my toilet broke again. I'm tired of this shit, no pun intended. I had to go into my savings and get me a new toilet bowel for my crib, It costed me $450.00
I didn't know that buying a toilet seat was an all night event. So many colors and sizes they come in. Did I want a regular one, or the one that squirts you in the ass? Hey what you laughing for, at least I aint gotta buy toilet paper. Yo but while I was walking through the isle I spotted it. Some thug type shit. I found tha toilet seat for my ass, Its called FISHNFLUSH. This some thug type shit,I love fish and hey instead of flushing them down the toilet I can put them in the toilet. Dis special aquarium wraps around a clear inner toilet tank. It makes a fanciful and bold bathroom statement, but be warned: it is not for the pee-shy.
I didn't know that buying a toilet seat was an all night event. So many colors and sizes they come in. Did I want a regular one, or the one that squirts you in the ass? Hey what you laughing for, at least I aint gotta buy toilet paper. Yo but while I was walking through the isle I spotted it. Some thug type shit. I found tha toilet seat for my ass, Its called FISHNFLUSH. This some thug type shit,I love fish and hey instead of flushing them down the toilet I can put them in the toilet. Dis special aquarium wraps around a clear inner toilet tank. It makes a fanciful and bold bathroom statement, but be warned: it is not for the pee-shy.
Roseannne Clarifies Her "Read" on Gay People
Apologizes Profusely, Calls for Action
Ms. Rosanne ain't neva been shy of controversy. But, unlike so many controversial characters who dont keep it real, she ain't neva been fraid to admit when she's wrong. Dis 54-year old actress fucked up yesterday when she called gays "narcissists" who don't care about other people's political well-being. END RESULT, her bad choice of words became a "READ" now Ms. Barr's issued an apology to clear the air. She writes on her website:
I deeply regret that I have offended gay people. I said things that I do not really mean, before I had thought them through... I was wrong and I seriously apologize!
Then the bitch further explained her remarks, saying that gay people need to align with other oppressed groups. The gay icon went on to blast gay Republicans and urged everyone to fight for financial equality:
I have met too many gays who are Republicans, and I cannot understand how they could choose that!
Let's all leave our own bedrooms, kitchens, neighborhoods and groups and meet each other to form a diverse army that stands for Democracy and Economic Justice!
Okay Rosanne, We'll join da army, but only if da uniforms flatter our asses. Oh shit, wait, does that make us narcissists?
Hit me back with yall commentz!! Dis E. Pimpin
Unicorn Planet: Proof There Is A God
And That Gay People Rule!
Whattup yall , I aint neva seen nuffin so fuckin fagalicious as Unicorn Planet. Words can't describe, so Ima let yall watch this fukin shyt. All yall need to know is dat: in the year 2117 an eight year old gay boy named Shannon found a magic lamp. He got the standard three wishes and used one of them too establish the aforementioned Unicorn Planet.
I was in L.A. today in West Hollywood (where else) and while i was waiting for the bus I noticed an advertisement on the bus stop. I was like Holy Shit! I laughed my ass off looks like to me BMW has found a new advertising niche. Often times overzealous advertisers simply stick a rainbow flag on something and expect it to fly with the gays. Othertimes, as in this BMW advert, they hit the nail on the head.
Also, for you autophiles, NY Times has an article about gay cars in which journo Alex Williams takes a closer look at such marketing tactics, such as Subaru's "It's not a choice. It's the way we're built". Clever, yes, but we still prefer the BMW ad. Now, if only we could afford one...
Dis ya boy E pimpin signin out!!